• Correct Artist-Adverb Usage When Describing Something You Don't Understand.

Correct Artist-Adverb Usage When Describing Something You Don’t Understand.

Picassoesque

Pollockesque

Calderesque

DeKooninglike

Saarlike

Krasneresque

Jeff Wall-ish

Beuysian

Kandinskian

Gottlieb-y

Foucaultian

Greenburgian

Mondrianian

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This guide to art school survival will help you save years of torture, misspent money, and sliced-off fingertips. This is what art school is REALLY about.

If I can get this book published, I pledge to use some of my profits to start a scholarship for low-income students to get art supplies. (I was one, and supplies are very expensive.)

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"Overall the site is rather disappointing...There are lots of funny things about art-school tropes. Daniel Clowes did it well. It was as smart as it was cutting. Your project is not...Your students deserve better than this. Your behavior is disgraceful. For someone who is teaching art and clams to care about artists and students, you are a disappointment." - Matt Kenyon., associate professor of New Media

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